Office by Alex Penny
I'm Kari and I love my pets!
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via m1chaeldav1d)
are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body
(via tankthoughts)
I just came up with the best tagline for smutty fan fiction.
If you write it, they will come.
(via belislythindor)
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
(via belislythindor)
(via tankthoughts)
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
(via tankthoughts)
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
(via belislythindor)
I wasn’t born in the wrong decade I was born in the wrong century and realm where the fuck are the wizards and elves
(via tankthoughts)
